interfaces
in order of use frequency
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signal: text me (ask me for my number irl to access this interface ;))
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smallerworld: get async updates on my life
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email: “another day, another email” me
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admonymous: send me smth anonymously
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bluesky: i check this maybe once a month lol
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gpg key if you want to encrypt msgs to me
gpg --keyserver keys.openpgp.org --search-keys hello@attyxy.netOr just copy from here
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SLAs
- I aim respond to all queries to supported channels within 3 days
- If you prefix with
URGENT, query status will escalate to P1 and I will respond within 2h, 99% of the time (~7.3h/month error budget) - Exclusions: Maintenance windows (sleep, focus time, sky clear + temperature outside is 10-14°C)
- If you prefix with
- If I do not, you are entitled to the following recompense
- First violation: 1 item from the garbage dump
- Second violation: Punishment of your choice
known issues
traits you may want to know about me, with some examples depending on our relationship.
most of these were filed by me (you may find them to be features, not bugs). if you would like to file another issue, admonymous may be your friend
- very absentminded
- very mindful, very demure
- i often unconsciously tell white lies (either to be polite, or to give you the abridged version, or because,, i forgor). if you suspect i am doing this but you want the non-white lie version, tell me, and i will say “ah, yes, i lie” and do that
- i may default to waiting a generous amount of time (1-5 seconds) after you finish a thought before saying something in response. if you want to avoid that silence, you will need to either ask me a question or give me a blanket ok to interrupt you
- poor hearing
- i get my ears cleared every 2-3 years. near the ends of those periods, i may ask you to repeat sentences with some frequency / try to just get the gist of what you said if i get scared of asking you too many times
- in case it wasn’t already clear from this website, i may or may not be on the spectrum lol
roommate
- i will forget my keys and ask to be let inside about 1-2x/month
- i have duplicated them 3x and stashed them in the items i’m least likely to leave the house without. i have also locked myself out without anyone to let me in and had to find a place to sleep outside 3x. alas, the forgetfulness continues
- i have a lot of talking + singing to myself + fidgeting in my idle animations
friend
- i get lost. a lot
- if you ask me to meet you at a location, and travel requires public transit (not biking), i will arrive 10-30min late 50% of the time (i will text you in advance and let you know that i’ve once again got on the wrong train though)
- if we are going somewhere together, i will default to following you like a puppy so i don’t mislead us